1/27/05 09:26 pm
SECTION ONE: CHILDHOOD ASPIRATIONS AND PORN
1. YOUR LIFE ASPIRATION AS A CHILD: Uh.. To be an artist/rockstar/archaeologist.
2. YOUR VIEWS ON YOUR CHILDHOOD LIFETIME ASPIRATIONS: DUDE. ARTIST IS SMART.
3. COULD YOU SEE THOSE SAME ASPIRATIONS AS A PORN MOVIE? I dunno.
4. HOW FAR IS YOUR CURRENT STATION IN LIFE FROM THOSE CHIDHOOD ASPIRATIONS? Artist. I GOT AN AWARD. :B
5. WOULD YOU RATHER JUST BE A PORN STAR? No. I could always do that on the side...
6. IF YOU WERE IN PORN, WHAT KIND OF PORN WOULD YOU MAKE? LESBIAN PORN Z0MG.
7. WHAT WOULD YOU CALL YOUR PORN MOVIE? "Squish."
8. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB/CAREER (INCLUDING PORN) WHAT WOULD IT BE? Being a professional artiste. :B
9. AMATEUR PORN FOR HOME USE, YES OR NO? YES.
SECTION TWO: WORK AND JESUS
1. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD? NO! oO But I DO believe in a higher power.
2. WHEN DO YOU CALL ON GOD MORE, DURING SEX OR WHEN FRUSTRATED? Frustration.
3. IF GOD ACTUALLY SHOWED UP WHILE YOU WERE SAYING "OH, GOD" IN BED, WHAT EXACTLY WOULD YOU DO? I'd.. Oh my god. XDD;
4. QUIET. NO ONE'S LOOKING. ACROSS FROM YOU IS YOUR FRIEND THE WANNABE HIPPY, WICCAN, SAVE THE DOLPHINS FROM THE WHALES, BAN BRAS, MOTHER EARTH, CALL ON THE GODDESS SORT OF PERSON. YOU HAVE THIS SINGLE CHANCE TO DO/SAY ANYTHING TO THEM WITHOUT ANYONE KNOWING IT WAS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? Uhm.. DUDE I LOVE YOUR FOOD BUT STOP MAKING ME NOT SHOWER. SOYMILK 4 EVA Y0!!!111
6. WHILE AT WORK, YOUR EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS COWORKER PROCEEDS TO ENGAGE YOU ABOUT YOUR LACK OF RELIGION, WHAT DO YOU DO? Tell them to fuck off and.. Add in a "you stupid monkey."
7. YOU'VE BEEN LEFT BEHIND AND THE END IS NIGH. PANIC, FIND JESUS, OR PARTY? Party. And pray to SOMETHING.
8. YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS UPON ARRIVING AT SK00L Holy, shit, it's gonna be a good day- BUT I DON'T WANNA BE HERE.
9. YOUR LAST THOUGHTS BEFORE LEAVING WORK Oh my god.. Was that real!?
10. APPROXIMATE TIME YOU START COUNTING HOW LONG UNTIL LUNCH 12:00
11. COFFEE AT WORK. YES, NO, OR THE WORLD WILL END WITHOUT IT? Yes.
12. YOUR SALARY. UNDERPAID, ADEQUATELY PAID, OR PLEASE GOD LET ME WIN THE LOTTERY? PLEASEBOBLEMMEWINTHELOTTERY.
13. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY AT YOUR JOB IF YOU WERE JESUS? Nope.
14. WOULD YOU MAKE MORE MONEY IF YOU SLEPT WITH THE BOSS? Maybe.
15. IS MAKING MORE MONEY WORTH SLEEPING WITH THE BOSS? It depends. If the boss is a hot lady!woman, then, perhaps.
SECTION THREE: SPIRITUAL, SEXUAL HODGEPODGE OF LIFE
1. DO YOU HAVE A CAR? No.
2. IF SO, DO YOU LOVE YOUR CAR? I JUST TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE A CAR.
3. IF YOU'RE A NAMER OF CARS, WHAT DID YOU NAME IT? I WOULD name it .. Henry, or Joebobsmith.
4. HAVE YOU BEEN SEXUAL IN YOUR CAR? Nope.
5. ON YOUR CAR? No.
6. WITH YOUR CAR? No.
7. LUBE. YES, NO, OR WHOOHOOOO? WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
8. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HEAVEN YOU GET TO CHOOSE TO BE ANY ANIME CHARACTER. WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? Z0MG. I CHOOSE TO BE HITEN BECAUSE HE'S A PIMPZ0R
9. YOU'VE JUST DIED AND HAVE DISCOVERED THAT IN HELL YOU SUCK GWB'S COCK. HOW LONG UNTIL YOU REPENT? Eeewww.
10. CONSIDER YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT HUMAN. WORTH DYING FOR? Hell yeah, bitch. ):
11. WORTH SITTING THROUGH A SEASON OF SURVIVOR FOR? Yes.
12. IF THEY'RE WORTH DYING FOR, BUT NOT WATCHING SURVIVOR FOR, WOULD THEY ASSIST YOU IN THE STALKING AND MURDER OF EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THE CREATION OF SURVIVOR? HE WOULD AND HE WOULD BE HAPPY. So would She.
13. YOU'RE STUCK ON AN ISLAND WITH YOUR LOVER/SPOUSE/BUTT BUDDY AND ONE ITEM. WHAT ITEM IS IT? Oh god. So hard to choose. Uhm.. A BOAT. :B
14. YOUR LOVER HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A CHICKEN. NOW WHAT? ONOES.
15. THE FUCK? CHICKEN? D: CHICKEN NOOoo. And I made a creepy guy in a tuxedo murder one recently...
16. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION Uhm. >_> ANYTHING THAT WORKS, BABY.
17. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WHEN YOU HAVE RUGBURN ON YOUR KNEES Missionary. RUGBURNHURTS. ;-;
18. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A CHICKEN I wouldn't fuck a chicken. oO Only if it were Mike or Bunny.
19. FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION WITH A RACING CHICKEN THAT'S SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE THE DAMNED FINAL FANTASY BIRDS? AHAHAHACHOCOBOPORN. Uh. No comment.
20. HOW MANY HOURS HAVE YOU PERSONALLY SPENT INVOLVED IN THE BREEDING OF SAID DAMNED FF BIRDS? None! oO
21. DID IT TURN YOU ON OR JUST MAKE YOU CLINICALLY INSANE? It would have made me very, very INSANEDED.
SECTION FOUR: GOD DAMNED STUPID SHIT
1. PICK A COLOR BLUEEEE
2. PICK A CONDOM Coke flavored. xD
3. PICK A SONG The Cure - Just Like Heaven
4. PICK A VACATION DESTINATION NEW YORK Z0MG
5. CAN YOU ENVISION YOURSELF HAVING SEX WITH THE COLORED CONDOM YOU CHOSE IN THE DESTINATION YOU PICKED WHILE LISTENING TO SAID SONG? LMAOYES. xD
6. NEW LAW DICTATES THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GAI AND SILLY INTERNET CYBERPET OR YOU'LL HAVE YOUR GENITALS REMOVED WITH A RED HOT POKER AND A SPOON. WHAT DO YOU PICK? I'd have the gai and sill!e internet cyberpet.
7. BIRD OR FISH? Fish.
8. THE ABOVE-AS A PET OR AS DINNER? DINNER. Sushi, baby.
9. WHAT YOU'RE BEST AT Making soup. AND DRAWING OMG
10. WHAT YOU SUCK AT Making pancakes D:
11. WHAT YOU REALLY FUCKING SUCK AT Uhm.. Maintaining my girlish figure. xD; Wtf.
OKAY, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I'M DONE. I SECOND THAT GOOD SIR
1/27/05 07:46 pm
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